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[thesecretdcblog]

Bruce, texting: Call me

Tim, texting back: Give me a couple minutes I can't find my phone

Bruce: Oh, okay

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim:

Bruce: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, Tim. You're killing your father.

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Bob: Come on, Walker. Fight me!

John: Look at the size of you, Bobby. What are you gonna do? Kick my ankle?

[later]

Yelena: Why is Walker crying on the floor.

Bucky: Bob kicked him really hard on the ankle.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Lee: All of Will's snacks are organic. Luke: That's cool. Connor and Travis eat candy off the floor.

[alien-slushie]

Nightwing after meeting Phantom: Oh my god I wanna take him home! We can put him in the car!

Red Hood: We can put him in the car?

Nightwing: We can put him in the car! Look at him!

[hawkinsincorrect]

Nancy: You know, when I was your age-

Mike: You know, when I was your height...

Nancy:

Nancy: Now listen here you little shit–

[fmajorenthusiast]

Brad: You two need to stop referring to me as "the guy you shared"

Janet:...

Frank:...

[gardentool]

Y/N: Nanami, please revoke your 'No Swearing' rule.

Nanami: Why?

Gojo, from somewhere in the school: Well that just DILLS MY PICKLE! 

[petitprincess1]

Lilith: I wish I could take you to Heaven with me, but they don't allow snacks in~

Lucifer: Damnnnn! But why snacks?

Lilith: What?

Lucifer: Huh?

Lilith: ....Honey, is your head just for decoration?

[bambinafangirls]

emily: what does your fortune say

luke: …i ate it

[lovesickartgirls]

Donnie: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public

April: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

[hisnamesdylan]

Lucy: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Lockwood?

Lockwood: No.

Kipps: I do.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

Kipps: I’m sad.

Lucy: I know, Kipps.

[thesecretdcblog]

Duke: Why are you holding Damian like a disgruntled cat?

Jason: He's in air jail to pay for his crimes

[chronic-hyperfixator]

Bob: I hate you.

John: Well, according to this picture of us holding hands that’s not true.

Bob: You drew that?

John: It doesn’t matter.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Lit: I love watching Leo when I'm having a bad day because no matter what kind of a day I'm having, Valdez is having a worse one.

[alien-slushie]

Deruth: Go to your room! You're grounded!

Lily: This is so unfair! You never send orabeoni to his room!

Deruth: Cale never wants to leave his room! If he were grounded I would make him go outside and socialize!

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*